Narcissism for Beginners – A Hand Guide: Part One

Greetings to the newcomers! Finding a good source of supply is difficult, time-consuming, and necessitates displays of human emotion that are desirable in a romantic relationship. Although this is very annoying and a huge drain on your selfish activities, you will enjoy a great return on a little investment. These are tried and true tactics from shareholders who have gone through years of successful supply chain acquisitions. Learn how narcissists think with this helpful guide.

How narcissists think

The first part of the guide covers the traits, behaviors, and physical attributes of targets that are excellent sources of narcissistic supply. This seems to be a constant concern because narcissists, as a demographic, want to make sure they find the best deal with the least effort possible. Increase your chances on the first try so you can resume important priorities like avoiding employment and adult commitments, shopping for the latest clothing and accessories, serial adultery, and travel/entertainment on a dime for your target. With the right approach, it’s possible to go months, or even years, without paying your property taxes, car payments, or utilities. Watch your bank account grow as you cheat your supply of the last nickel!

Throughout the guide, there are references to human feelings that narcissists are unaware of. To give you the benefit of imitating these sentiments, we have included some helpful footnotes for your reference.

Traits – Always judge a book by its cover

When choosing a source of supply, you must choose one that is at least a few steps above you on the social ladder. This means that they must have more education, income, and property than you. While natural narcissists don’t care much about their resources as an individual, these traits will make you look cool by association. Imagine introducing them to your circle of friends…they will cringe at your ability to snag someone of this high caliber. And you’ll look good at company parties (assuming you choose business; that’s fine for appearance’s sake).

Where might you find these golden eggs, you ask? Because SLS is highly intelligent, they can be found working as managers at your local bank, reading intently at Barnes & Noble, or in the executive departments of most Fortune 500 companies. Since they also tend to be creative and passionate, other examples On the basic offer include teachers, artists, and entrepreneurs. If in doubt, look them in the eyes. The best sources of supply appear to be honest, decent, and real. These traits will ensure that they will try to hold on, even when the relationship may have seen better days because these types want you to believe that they have given you their all to secure your love [1] and affection [2]. These reassuring targets believe you are capable of these feelings. It is enough to make one feel sad [3] if we are capable of empathy [4].

Behaviors – Higher Ethics = Higher Profits: Financial and Contactive

When you’re looking around for a good supply, you’ll want to secure one of the high morals. This means that they will be very generous not only with their money and time but also with their forgiveness. Making sure your goal has high moral values ensures that you can live your life in the manner of someone single while reaping the benefits of having a loyal partner. Advantages of this include no contributions to shared accommodation, coming and going whenever you want, the ability to keep a sweetheart or two to the side, and no concern for your source’s well-being. These types also tend to be great caregivers, ensuring that you never have to bother with mundane tasks like cooking, cleaning, or laundry. It also preserves your freedom to prepare, plan and celebrate. Partners with high morals will initially show disdain for these behaviors, but over time will develop a saintly tolerance for them. It’s a lose-lose situation…you can thank us later!

Physical Descriptors – It’s Not The Kill, it’s the Thrill of the Chase… Um, Actually, it’s the Kill

Nothing screams triumph more than claiming victory over an attractive specimen. After all, it is only through the slow and deliberate destruction of their self-esteem that we can experience ultimate gratification. In other words, only by making it look black like coal can we shine like a diamond. Better yet, when they turn codependent, you can humiliate them in public. There’s no greater height, well, except perhaps to brag to a potential lover to their face, but that’ll be covered later.